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Getting bows

To have your pet groomed at Petsmart or any other grooming place which returns the animal with bows tied or pinned on the ears.
"bellas getting bows at 12:15 tomorrow"
by TheFemaleActivist May 17, 2008
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Bould Bowsie

Adjective - (bou-ld), Noun - (bou-zee)

1. One who falls asleep in places beyond the parameters of the social norm. The more inconsiderate and compromising the circumstances for this idiopathic act of sleeping is, the "boulder" the bowsie is perceived.

2. Your stereotypical college bum who goes days without leaving the house/seeing daylight, insisting on 11+ hours of sleep per night. Remains a stain to society and an economic drain.

Origin: The phrase was coined as a result of a bout of untimely somnolence during pillow talk. Those who experience narcoleptic episodes mid-conversation are widely considered to be the "bouldest" bowsies around.
1. Simon: Was the film you saw in the cinema tonight any good?

Niall: I don't know, I fell asleep after 15 minutes.

Simon: Oh my God, you're a bowsie, a bould bowsie!

2. Simon: Well man, how did your exam at 3pm go?

Niall: Aw, I was too tired to go in, it looked cold outside so i just stayed in bed.

Simon: You're nothing but a bould bowsie.
by Billy Brennan November 22, 2013
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colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.
by whiplash72 January 20, 2015
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Doug Bowser

The "protect IPs" fanboy who replaced the Nintendo of America CEO Reggie cause coincidentally his last name was "Bowser"
Someone: "its time to keep working on the Mario 64 Mod that i spent years on."
Doug Bowser: "no."
by Yes i’m real man February 22, 2021
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awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.
Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 15, 2022
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put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole
by Sexydimma January 19, 2015
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Browstache

A birth defect that occurs in both males and females which can be recognized as an uninterrupted line of hair above the eyes and nose, but below the forehead, that causes two eyebrows to become one.

If left untreated, this condition may prevent people from attracting members of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex.

Also referred to as a unibrow, or omnibrow.
Dude, check out Collin Farrell's browstache.
by AlexTheTrainer January 13, 2010
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