Breakfast of Champions 

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)

After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer

Breakfast of Champions by a-con October 2, 2007

Breakfast Burrito 

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.

My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.

Breakfast Burrito by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Breakfast for a winner 

an ironic way of describing your almost tragical grocery situation in your fridge

uhm, what am i having today..? ah, cereal and beer, breakfast for a winner!

Breakfast for a winner by Agnesium October 12, 2008

breakfast bra 

a functional peice of lingerie that you can eat breakfast out of.

Wein: We have a Breakfast Bra, go us!
Jim: Breakfast Bra?
Wein: Yeah, wanna have a spoonful of bran flakes outta my left cup?

breakfast bra by Weiny Joy October 26, 2008

breakfast sausage 

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

breakfast sausage by amglaw March 20, 2014

Breakfast Scotch 

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.

Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>

Breakfast Scotch by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009

Breakfast Club Waffles 

A group of teenage girls/boys who hangout together as a family and call themselves "waffles" and have individual breakfast related code names and their own sign lang. and also have a made up word called "nurr".

Where are the rest of the Breakfast Club Waffles hanging this weekend?

Breakfast Club Waffles by Breakfast Club Memeber- Muffin June 1, 2010