Breakfast Porn

Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.

I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.

by The Pastamaker February 23, 2007

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.

'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.

Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.

by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022

Breakfast edit

The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.

Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.

by Reggie the Educator January 4, 2014