Draft Board

The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.

Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.

by coywow September 22, 2022

GameFAQs message boards

The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.

Standard GameFAQs topic:

Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.

by VCK June 27, 2005

GameFAQs Message Boards

Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.

GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

ouija board

Satan! - The Board Game!

dat is some seriously fucked up shit right there i'm not kiddin ya neither

by meatwad September 10, 2004

boardwalkhotelphobia

the uncontrollable fear in monopoly of landing on boardwalk when somebody else has built a hotel on the property

steve: uhh its your turn, joe
joe: STOP! dont push me... im beginning to get a severe case of boardwalkhotelphobia

by dwang158 December 27, 2005

nova boards

The sad leftovers of a once great and grand community. Now overrun by the lying, fire breathing minions of a tyrannical dictator, Nova has completely turned upside down. Rights are trampeled on, freedom of speech is limited (censorship), and one word of treason against JACKass is worthy of a ban.

Careful where you tread, it may SEEM like Nova is active, but it's only a ghost town.

by Sarah January 22, 2004

Wake Boarding

An alternate spelling of wakeboarding.

v.) the process of using a board, slightly longer and wider than a skateboard, to ride and perform tricks while being pulled behind a watercraft.

Yo, the lake is so smooth it looks like a mirror. Let's go wake boarding poste haste!

by Casey "Tofu" November 2, 2005