Bonkenhi 

A being of the highest win. Omnipotent and Omniscient, however not Omnibenevolent, as he is stright. It is common to hail him, and good to do so too. If you see Bonkenhi, and wish to respect him, there's two things you should remember:
1. He does not speak Spanish.
2. He only accepts cash bribes.

1. Oh my god! It's Bonkenhi. Almighty Bonkenhi, forgive us noobs. We are not worthy.

2. In the name of the Espeon, under the board, and the leading man... amen?

Bonkenhi by Some Guy that writes entries June 24, 2008

borrence 

1. Stoner slang for a bong or waterpipe.
2. Stoner slang for a fat shit!

1. "Swing us the borrence, old mate."
2. "OOOh, I gotta snap a fat borrence, man!"

borrence by Redman July 4, 2003

broken bagpipe 

To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.

Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!

I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.

broken bagpipe by Britta and Kurt August 14, 2007

birkenholz 

An old man who is no younger than the age of 87. Who also still has the sex drive of a young adolescent but on completion of sexual activities explodes with a powerfull dust splooge.

Look at that old man gawking at that 9 year old he is such a Birkenholz.

birkenholz by NeInCgKl April 4, 2010

broken brandy 

someone who makes friends with someone and every time his "friend" is with someone he trying stealing his "Friends" gf and he always does because everyone LOVES the fail poser goth kid that is a wimp.

Dude look at broken brandy stealing that kids gf!!!! he steals them then treats them like shit! but she dont know this yet.

broken brandy by I REALLY HATE BRANDY January 19, 2011

Broken Hose 

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

Broken Hose by eternaldoom September 12, 2011

Birkenshake 

Verb: The action of shaking one's Birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material.

"Yo, wait a minute, I've got to do the birkenshake!"

Birkenshake by L. Van Dusen February 5, 2012