beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

WHO BEATING GOKU?

a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.

*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?

by bop[ April 30, 2021

leg beating

the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted upon you

Horton was being such a douche last night, so when he passed out we gave him a leg beating the likes of which upon witnessing, Christ would have cringed .

by timmy gendron May 24, 2008

Bush Beating

When two people need to talk about something really important and instead of getting straight to the point, they waste time making idle chit chat first.

Dude, would you hurry up and get to the point already??? Stop bush beating

by blade835 November 6, 2010

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

by THW November 4, 2009

Boxating

The new form of martial art created by former Tae-Bo sensation Adrian Talens. It combines boxing and masturbating. Common practice of boxating is at home.

Boxating will be an addition to millitary training as of 2004.

by Adrian Talens October 9, 2003