Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Beetard

Someone who goes apeshit and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.

Eddie stop being a beetard, it's a gnat.

by imntworthy May 30, 2010

BEETROOT

A code word often used to indicate when the person that is the topic of conversation is close by.

"dude you seen the size of colins nose it's beyond massive"
"BEETROOT"
"oh hey colin"

by bluetractorr December 2, 2010

Beetroot

Person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. They will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.

That guy was a beetroot!

by cyklode November 24, 2011

Beethoven

One from the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

by AsTrOmArO June 23, 2005

Beetle Juice

A fat African-American man with messed up teeth, he is 3 feet, 2 inches and is also known as Siyani. His street fighting move is called the Siyani-Grab. This is where he takes his hand and grabs the opponents Testicles until they rip off.

" Dude Beetle Juice is one small retarted midget, he smells awful."

by Sausage April 9, 2005

beethoven

The greatest piano player in the universe. Can/Could play the piano faster than you could say the word piano.

Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.

Person 1: LLZOZL!!! IM AS GOOD AS BEETHOVEN AHAHAH!!
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?

by Cloud December 13, 2004