benis

if the space between your belly button and your penis is large you have a benis

Kyle Carpenter has the biggest motherfucking benis in the whole entire world.

by kerry degman May 29, 2008

benis

Noun. Slang for penis

A slightly more derogatory form of penis; used primarily by filthy people to communicate thoughts about another's penis. Often used with extreme sarcasm.

Christopher Moon's benis is SOOOO HUGE.

William Lee's benis is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUGE.

Ryan Choi's benis is RIDICULOUSLY HUGE.

Zac Nadamoto's benis BLOCKS OUT THE SUN (like his biceps)

Ross Yamamoto's benis is SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SHMALL.

by Ross Yamamoto December 28, 2005

Benis

When writing penis in sloppy handwriting, you add an extra loop to the P.

When a friend writes Penis sloppily on your hw paper, and you hand it in to the teacher thinking it just says Ben is(Benis). Then you get in trouble for it.

For that friend that laughed at mrs.southalls crazy hairdos with me and gave me all those mints. lol good times.

by Bennn October 22, 2006

Benis

The flavor of a penis or other object that was recently removed from your butthole.

Lauren “Sarah had major benis breath after he date with Chad.”

by Skinny2010 October 18, 2017

Flutura Berisha

Some bitch who thinks she's the shit just because she's from Kosovo. More like Koso-no-body likes you! She probably buys overpriced strawberries every day and wishes she could angry falcon every guy she meets. Nickname is Flute.

Guy: "Who's that bitch?"
Other Guy: "That's Flutura Berisha. She goes by Flute. Be careful bro, she'll angry falcon the fuck outta you and your homies."

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Benis

A form of sexual organ, in which, a penis protrudes outwardly from the anal cavity.

Crocodile Dundee has gorgeous, glistening benis.

by IAMSATAN666 March 18, 2011

Betis

a commonly used word when in awkward situations.
(in complete silence...randomly say the word) "BETIS"

"How large is your vagnia?"
(Awkward Silence.................)
"BETIS!"

by Danielle and Rozie April 23, 2007