Being a towel is a phrase denoted to someone who is actively displaying towel-like symptoms, or more simply acting like a towel. Being a towel isn't necessarily a really bad thing, however, it is most certainly never a good one. When one is being a towel, they have done something that only a towel would do, or even sometimes, doing a normal activity but instead of normally, like a towel would do the activity. Some common towel phrases are:
You're a towel.
No, you're a towel.
Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel.
These phrases may or may not be abused by people who think that is humorous but it is in good taste, as it is so. The important thing to remember is that if someone tries to imply or tell you that you are being a towel, that that person also is being a towel for doing so. You then have every right to call that person a towel back as long as you do not repeat any of the 3 phrases if they have been said before.
If you cannot find a good way of calling someone a towel, or you use an unoriginal way of calling someone a towel, then you must Admit that you are, in fact, a towel. The way to do so is by saying "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." This road, although very towel-like, is much more noble than saying nothing or unsportsmanlike towelship. This is a penalty that can be up to 15 yards on a standard football field, or if you aren't playing football then the surrounding people or towels are allowed to talk about your towelship behind you're back.
You're a towel.
No, you're a towel.
Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel.
These phrases may or may not be abused by people who think that is humorous but it is in good taste, as it is so. The important thing to remember is that if someone tries to imply or tell you that you are being a towel, that that person also is being a towel for doing so. You then have every right to call that person a towel back as long as you do not repeat any of the 3 phrases if they have been said before.
If you cannot find a good way of calling someone a towel, or you use an unoriginal way of calling someone a towel, then you must Admit that you are, in fact, a towel. The way to do so is by saying "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." This road, although very towel-like, is much more noble than saying nothing or unsportsmanlike towelship. This is a penalty that can be up to 15 yards on a standard football field, or if you aren't playing football then the surrounding people or towels are allowed to talk about your towelship behind you're back.
Example: If I find someone is being a towel, I can rightfully call them a towel, so I say, "You're a towel". And since I called them a towel, that means I am being a towel and allows the first towel to call me a towel as long as he avoids the phrase I had selected. He then says, "No, you're a towel." Now again, this person continues on his towel-like path as he calls me a towel, and I have every right to call him out on it. But, 2 of the phrases have already been used. So, I must creatively come up with a new phrase or use the available handy 3rd phrase. I proceed to call him out, "Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel." Now the first towel is put in a tough spot wanting to call me out for being a towel but also having to find an original uncommon way of calling me a towel or he must admit that he is in fact a bigger towel. The first towel admits his defeat by saying, "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." The End.
by MushroomHero February 11, 2014
Get the Being a Towel mug.One particular girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is very inteligent. Her smile lights up any room dimmed by the dull weathers of england. If you saw her for the very first time you would Never be able to look away. When you look into her eyes your heart smiles with joy. If you were ever lucky enough to know a Beanie you would be crazy and mentally ill not to find her the most beautiful girl you have ever seen.
Oh and obviously it's a nickname. Sometimes...
Oh and obviously it's a nickname. Sometimes...
BeautifulHatWarmBeanie
by Xenon1223 April 11, 2010
Get the beanie mug.by Thom July 29, 2004
Get the being have mug.The best chinese food take out and fine dine restaurant in Ahwatukee, Phoniex. Beijing Beijing dream team runs that place and the owners are Michelle and Kirby and they dont do shit they just get their workers to do it for them.
Yoooo, Lets run down to Beijing Beijing to get some Fried Rice.....
Shrimp Fried rice fo life
Nah Kung Pao Chicken man
Check out the new Seafood menu
Dude i asked for Salmon and the lady said they sell Semen sauce.... lol
Shrimp Fried rice fo life
Nah Kung Pao Chicken man
Check out the new Seafood menu
Dude i asked for Salmon and the lady said they sell Semen sauce.... lol
by Bronx Albo Gangsta December 28, 2005
Get the beijing beijing mug.(Two people in Beijing)
Person 1 - Where are you?
Person 2 - I'm here, can't you see me
Person 1 - Of course not we're in Beijing
Person 1 - Where are you?
Person 2 - I'm here, can't you see me
Person 1 - Of course not we're in Beijing
by yorricksfriend October 13, 2008
Get the Beijing mug.The sudden unexpected signaling of displeasure with the current dating partner by insisting that each person pay for their part of the dinner date when it wasn't part of the original dating agreement. Either party can be the instigator of this rejection effectively ending the date.
"My date got up for the restroom," woman says into her cellphone, "but I don't think he's that into me."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."
by AnotherByteOfSeattle May 11, 2014
Get the being dutched mug.Our customer owes us money and rather than call to arrange payments with our boss has gone around him and is being a little bitch.
by Nicole's Wisdom March 28, 2016
Get the being a little bitch mug.