beans of coolness 

See cool beans

Gumba's workout equipment are the beans of coolness fo' shizzle!

beans of coolness by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006

Beans on Deck 

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

Beans on Deck by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

beans on post by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

beans n' weenies 

so it's when a gay guy is doing another gay guy in the ass and he doesn't wanna finish in the guy's ass like, you know because it's kind of boring. he just whips it out, and uh slaps it on his balls, wraps his nutsack around his dick and beats off with it.

yeah i gave him the ol' beans n' weenies

beans n' weenies by sarsgharbs April 16, 2009

beans and crackers 

People who are part anglo or cocassion (Cracker) and hispanic mexican (Beaner). another word for a mut that is part white and mexican. also: Can O Beans and Crackers

Felipe:hey theres beans and crackers
Jarred:who jeremy?
Felipe:yea he is partly mexican and partly white, beaner and cracker

beans and crackers by Ronnie! October 27, 2005

Beans and Cornbread 

A great song played by the Carlynton "Golden" Couagar Marching Band at football games. Usually followed by the C-H-S! Chant, and almost always resulting in a Cougar loss.

Mr.Lucey! I'm hungry for Beans and Cornbread!

Beans and Cornbread by Numers November 10, 2007

Beans in my jeans 

When something mildly annoys you

We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.

Beans in my jeans by Eggroll Bandit July 13, 2018