charli baltimore

The amnesiac assassin from The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Charly targets the bald guy's head, raises her .45 and fires.

Also:

Nearby a cricket chirps.

Charly absent-mindedly rolls a steak knife in her fingers.

Eyes far away.

It never occurs to her what she's done until the chirping stops.

Ten feet away, the knife quivers.

by Substatic March 9, 2005

charli baltimore

Mediocre female rapper who is often mistaken for a clown(red hair).She belongs to Murder Stink alongside the wanksta Ja Rule,talentless BITCH Ashanti and Ass-hole Irv Gotti.

She will never have an album out.Jealous of Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim!

50 Cent disses her.

by Nite August 4, 2003

Baltimore signing

Signing a photograph with a cock ring.

The DJ WAS Baltimore signing his photos.

by steadyfreddie April 22, 2011

baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"

by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005

Baltimore Basket

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

by Irukandji July 11, 2007

Baltimore Club Music

Is music from Baltimore thats not originally theirs, It contains samples of other songs spliced together over a hyper fast synthesised beat,and is danced to like a faggot on ecstasy. The music is claimed to "go harder than D.C. GoGo" but doesn't.

Baltimore Club Music...

B-More Cat- Fuck ya'll D.C. GoGo (While dancing Faggotly on ecstasy to B-More Club)

DC Goon- Man Fuck you (While Beating his feet all over the B-more Club Music Faggots face while listening to GoGo)

by divaqueensupreme May 5, 2009

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010