baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

by JohnX June 28, 2006

post baloney

post baloney is white trash who thinks he can rap but is really only a rapper for white girls like sophie

i will eat some post baloney

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017

Pure beef bayonet

Penis

I'm gonna put my pure beef bayonet into your fuzz box.

by Brownie2345 November 7, 2010

Balloney

When you feel fat

I feel extremely Balloney today.

by Daisy 2001 April 5, 2016

baloney whig

being bald or going bald, loosing your hair

Big al has a nice baloney whig going on he should just shave it all off.

by saberbooze January 28, 2009

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

baloneyfuck

When your girl is so loose it feels like your fucking a slice of baloney and mustard

"I want to the club last night and scored a nice baloneyfuck"
"Man dat ho a total baloneyfuck"

by Motty Seth July 15, 2014