When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.
John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!
by meggielouu September 6, 2019
Get the Bagel AFmug. by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
Get the Bagel Comicsmug. a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
Get the Bagel cakemug. the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible
by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012
Get the bagel bellymug. A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
by Stephan422 June 10, 2014
Get the Hurt Bagelmug. An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.
"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"
by LemonShavedHead October 19, 2011
Get the Tallagh Bagelmug. 
Get the sugar bagelmug.