ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

by Joe March 20, 2003

fall backwards

to fall backwards means to have lots of pleasure aka sex

I will fall backwards onto her to get some sex.

by Thatsnotahandle! July 20, 2016

poop backwards

To poop backwards is defined as the act of receiving anal sex.

"Damn that chick has an ass that just won't quit!"

"Yeah! I'd like to teach her how to poop backwards!"

by elemkay May 20, 2008

say it backwards

1) The ultimate comeback. Unbeatable if used correctly.

"...and Africa is a continent, so basically, everything you've said is bull and only a tree would believe it!"
"Say it backwards, Howard."
"What? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Say it backwards."
"...uhh..."

by stevie September 14, 2003

arse-backwards

1) Very wrong.

2) Right (rare usage)

1) "... It's a privilege to have people listen to your views, and if people get them arse backwards sometimes, that's the price you have to pay ..." -- Alexei Sayle, comedian, satirist and Young Ones co-star, after apparently dissing his home city.

2) Bill: I put my trousers on arse-backwards today.
Ben: Well done. That's correct.

by Mathilda Underfoot April 11, 2010

pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.

Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.

by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010

GAF Backwards

A term used to describe a friend as a fag where discretion is necessary.

Jeff, your a gaf backwards!

by Ithor March 3, 2009