A conjunction of "blonde" and "handicap"; defined as the amount of slack given to a blonde who is attempting something, to make up for her perceived ditziness
by YelloHeeb January 4, 2006
Get the blondicap mug.A Reference to the Movie "Boondock Saints"
Whereby one engages in vigilante justice against the most despicable of criminals in a terminal way.
Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.
Whereby one engages in vigilante justice against the most despicable of criminals in a terminal way.
Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.
by Il Duce Boondocker February 25, 2011
Get the Boondocking mug.Related Words
boondie
• boondi
• Boondick
• Boondicking
• boondiggle
• boondike
• boondin
• Boonding
• Boondish
• Piss boondie
To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing. Bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to ANY action-filled night with the ladies. For best results (if male), "poof" onto hand and use a cupping motion around testicles and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. Bond no more than 3-4 times a day and APPLY GENEROUSLY. After all, what's the point of Bonding if you don't "FEEL THE BUZZ?!"
"Yo Tim, I don't know what you're doing tonight but there's a Bonding party at my house. We've got 3 bottles of Extra Strength Gold Bond (GB). Instant Message me if you're in!"
by Nate Dizzle September 1, 2005
Get the Bonding mug.Mick: "Any big plans for Fathers Day this weekend?"
Phil: "Nah, just gonna do some James Bonding with my oldest, he's never seen 'View To A Kill."
Phil: "Nah, just gonna do some James Bonding with my oldest, he's never seen 'View To A Kill."
by reliant3k June 21, 2010
Get the James Bonding mug.by virgin mary October 14, 2004
Get the boomdizzle mug.In addition to the "camping without hookups", or "out in the boonies boondocks" definitions, within the professional truck driver circles, it was understood to mean "bypassing the toll stations by taking smaller side roads". Often, if you knew you were hauling an overweight load without a permit, or otherwise not in compliance with DOT regulations, you reduced the likelihood of a citation, or worse, by avoiding the "chicken coops" (scales, weight stations), and Interstates, within so many miles of either side of a city or border with another state. It did not prevent a "bear" (state trooper, or other law-enforcement officer) from pulling you over and setting up a "portable chicken coop" (portable scales carried in the trunk of his car) and writing you up anyway. But, since it was a cat and mouse thing, you ran the gauntlet and took your chances. In some states, particularly in Southern US, it was as normal as speeding and using Black Mollies (amphetamines, to stay awake)... not me, of course... I meant those other guys.
"I heard on the radio there was a bear with a portable chicken coop at I-10 and I-65, so, I went boondocking around and back to US90.
by HaulingAsh March 24, 2019
Get the boondocking mug.Scholars maintain that the translation was lost centuries ago: an unpleasent fleshy shaft often covered in scabs
by Bratown August 3, 2011
Get the Boondie mug.