A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.
"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014
Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’
Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz
by Rookie Wilson June 16, 2018
Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.
by BogMorris July 11, 2019
Nickname for anyone who belives they have skills and intelligence greater than reality would suggest.
This person would arrogantly boast about thier greatness to anyone who listens unaware of the fact that they are in fact self deluded and worthless.
This person would arrogantly boast about thier greatness to anyone who listens unaware of the fact that they are in fact self deluded and worthless.
by dregj April 06, 2012
by Pie Eater January 21, 2004
A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.
As in does everything his girlfriend says.
also known as pussy whipped.
As in does everything his girlfriend says.
also known as pussy whipped.
by sugarjay9 July 10, 2010
a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.
"His story was a load of old bollocks."
by Montgomery, James March 01, 2005