bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

BollockChops

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

ballocks

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

by Sammy_O May 9, 2007

bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007

bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"

I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker

by Noel Tichards December 13, 2017