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Bastard of all Bastards

The Bastard of all Bastards is a white male, he lives in a small town in upstate NY that most people have never heard off. He is beyond an asshole and much worse that just a bastard on its own. This man is the Bastard of all Bastards!
Hey Harry! What Diane! Can you stop farting like that? No! Fuck you!, Harry, you are the Bastard of all Bastards
by Kenny Bishop Jr. June 2, 2024
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Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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Legend Bastard

A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.

When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.

Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.
by Legend_Bastard April 16, 2015
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assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
by Telephony May 13, 2013
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Ugly bastard

The lolis worst nightmare... And mine to.
That hentai got the tag ugly bastard
That was a ugly bastard
by MartinSenpai May 13, 2018
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Ugly Bastard

The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
by ItsInsidium May 14, 2018
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cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
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