The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.
Mike: My Pepsi's missing
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020
Get the pepsi banditmug. by xavious December 31, 2011
Get the fanny banditmug. by zach lazcelle October 13, 2006
Get the sand-banditmug. The flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access. Most modern jackets have either one or two bandit flaps upon them, but traditional, well cut and stylish jackets will have nothing to do with this bizarre practice.
by Anonymous Cheesemonger January 27, 2006
Get the bandit flapsmug. A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
Get the wet banditmug. by some_guy March 29, 2005
Get the arse banditmug. by JohnWayne December 1, 2005
Get the Cock Banditmug.