Brad Childress

An nfl coach that, judging by his appearaance, must be the brother of Hans Moleman out of The Simpsons.

He is the most miserable and uninspiring coach ever which is a real shame because the Minnesota Vikings kick ass, and should be doing a lot better.

How he has held onto his job is nothing short of a miracle.

Guy#1, "How did Brad Childress manage to get a guest appearance on The Simpsons, he is a fucking loser!"
Guy#2, "That's not Childress, thats Hans Moleman."
Guy#1, "Sorry mate."
Guy#2, "Its an easy mistake to make!"

by woody#1 March 1, 2009

Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.

Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."

by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008

Brady Lover

A Patriots fan (man or woman) who loves and worships Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots. Men tend to express homosexual desires and affection when discussing their favorite quarterback. Women, on the other hand, would not think twice if given the opportunity to have any type of sexual contact with him. A Brady Lover is truly obsessed with Tom Brady. He can do no harm.

Dude, you see the Patriot game last night?
No, what happened? Was Gisele there?
Tom Brady cut his hair!
Dude, you are so gay. You are such a Brady Lover.

by mybitches September 15, 2011

bradford city

A fabulous team with fabulous fans! From the lows of boring league two to the highs of the capital one cup final, beating great teams and achieving promotion! Loud away support who occassionally like the pyro!

Bradford city football club

by Football92 October 19, 2013

Brady McClain

When you shit and masturbate at the same time, with the intent of coming at the same time the shit comes through your butthole tickling the prostate theoretically creating an amazing orgasm.

Wow, I really want to Brady McClain after work today.

by mateoknight April 17, 2009

Bradford Bottom

The act of drinking a maximum of 70% of your beer and pretending it is empty.

When your boy chugs his beer at the Glenn Abbey tennis courts and proceeds in a real boss like fashion to throw the can in the air and the can comes crashing to the earth like a brick; clearly he bradford bottomed.

by RupertPupkin April 7, 2011

Bradley

The best guy I've ever met in my entire life! He sweet, funny, and very outgoing. He'll make you smile every time you see him, and laugh until you cry. He's the type of guy a girl can't help but love for the rest of her life!!!!!!!...and of course sexy as hell!!!!! :)

Damn!!! Look at that boy surrounded by all those hot girls, he's pulling a Bradley!

by R- Raunchy Rainbow February 3, 2010