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Awks socks
Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?
Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.
Jackattack: Awks socks.
Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.
Jackattack: Awks socks.
Awks socks by sandysandmansanford November 7, 2011
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Herman Cain Award
An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021
Smelf-Awareness
Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”
Smelf-Awareness by DylpickeSky May 8, 2018
gay awakening
When you fall for someone of the same gender for the first time. It’s scary and wonderful and you lose all control. Your definition of love is redefined and you realize this is what you have been waiting for.
gay awakening by antivalentine July 19, 2018
Lori Awesome 2.0
"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome".
No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!
A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!
Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.
No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!
A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!
Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.
Lori Awesome 2.0 by Lmguitar October 13, 2011
Awomen
The attempt in trying to consider the word to a biblical term to include "female" gender. When in fact "amen" means "So be it." No connection at all.
Awomen, no connection to anything at all.