AUTOCORRECT

THE MOST ANNOYINGESEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!

Me:oh
Autocorrect:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHZ
person you texting to: dude it's not funny I just said my mom is in the hospital we're not friends anymore
Me:NO NO I SWEAR THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT
person u texting to: u suck BYE

by Paris44 February 28, 2017

semi-automatic ejector

noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.

The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

Automagic

Automagical, Automagically

Marketing speak to make an already uncomplicated user input / automated process seem like something more than it is; this term dates back to 1987.

A push of a button and your image is automagically transformed to a needlepoint masterpiece!

by Turnstyle the II 1/2 February 20, 2009

automan

A footstool.

This definition is brought to you by the counsel for the explanation of Canadian language.

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you furniture for your house. Mabie a nice chesterfield or an automan

by MTCaptain November 26, 2006

automatic pussy

The result of being a guy on the Real World, or being an extremely hot (yet cool) guy.

Ben: If you are on Real World you get ass automatically.
Ryan: Yeah man, that is automatic pussy.

by Frizanks August 26, 2005

automatic writing

1. a form of writing, often employed by surrealist poets, done by thinking as little as possible about what one is writing so that the thoughts from the id, unhindered by the ego, may come through.
2. a form of writing done in a similar manner, with a complete lack of any thought on the writer's part, employed by spiritualists who wish to "channel in" the thoughts of spirits or other entities from different planes of existence.
3. a form of writing done in the above manner by mental patients who are instructed to do so, so that their inner thoughts may be examined by psychological authorities

Automatic Writing is often easier to do while half asleep.

by IntestinePoet February 2, 2006

AutoHotkey

The greatest Windows programming language currently known, well known for its simplicity and power. A rival of AutoIT; it has a nicer community and looser syntax, as well as being open source.

bro, I switched from AutoIT to AutoHotkey and will never go back. The mods don't even bitch at me!

by br0mato June 21, 2011