arse banjo

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.

Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo

by Grayreaper December 21, 2013

arse bastard

Some one who is an arse and a bastard, so therefore an arse bastard

"Clive is such and arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think therefore he is an arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Black Arse

Slang, generally found in the NE of England meaning someone who never washes, is dirty, scruffy or "minging".

That Amy is a right black arse, proper black like. Her house is black, her kids are black, never clean them the dirty c**t and her house is lifting.

by TomP1980 December 18, 2013

Sweaty Arse

Common on hot days, a Sweaty Arse (n.) will usually leave an embarrasing arse shaped mark on a chair which will be obviously pointed out by a Rayfield who wants to get revenge on a Greg.
The "Sweaty Arse-Marker" will feel victimised and thoroughly left out after his unfortunate accident, something which is common in modern Australian society.

Jeebson (thinks): "Oh damn, theres a sweaty arse mark on my chair! Hopefully I can cover this up..."
Floog: "Ahahaha look at Jeebson, he left a sweaty arse mark on his chair! Let's victimise the little Greg!"
Jeebson: "Damn, your such a Rayfield!"

by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009

arse foremost

A purely Canadian term, that means to go backwards.

He walked arse foremost up the hill.
He walked (backwards) up the hill.

by Kody B July 31, 2004

arse burgers

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.

"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -

by R1 April 10, 2003