Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

apple computer

The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users.

Apple computer started the PC revolution.

by K Schade July 6, 2003

Apple Whore

A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.

Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"

Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

Applejack

A silly pony.

Who's a silly pony?

You is, Applejack.

by Apony November 11, 2011

apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.

Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!

by SMC November 18, 2003

Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.

In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers

by Outcast November 9, 2004

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010