applebees

An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.

"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"

by Ksarah August 10, 2007

Criss cross applesauce

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

by Mayut January 12, 2016

she'll be apples

Australian slang for "It will be alright"

"Ah no worries, she'll be apples!"

meaning "Don't worry, it will be alright"

by tasha_e April 6, 2007

Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything

Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"

by Buggy424 March 17, 2009

Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.

by c0re_M August 25, 2008

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

applecored

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten

That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.

by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009