alarva

term used by ghetto mexicans. meaning "holy shit!" or "wow!"

you heard pedros 13 year old sister fucked the whole car club?

alarva!!

by elpinchevato666 May 1, 2009

Nigga the Alarm

a term used to sound off an alarm when a person of African descent escapes from prison.

Guard: Jeff, Nigga the Alarm!
Jeff: roger that!

by Forty(40) April 12, 2009

Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007

alla

a term used by Chicanos to express an unexpected surprise

Joe: "hey Cathy, what you get on your test?"
Cathy: "I gotta a 100% guey!"
Joe:"ALLA!!"

by Pinche Joey December 2, 2010

Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.

Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012

Alaric

A Pretty pretty Princess.

"Wow, your hair is so pretty."

"Maybe, but I'm no Alaric. That bitch is fierce."

by Krey March 22, 2012

Alarm cock

An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.

My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.

by Pugh April 20, 2005