ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

A place where people buy clothes, just like where all of the "original", "non-conformist", "different", people go. It is expensive...but if its not your money, why do you care so much? You say you want to be your own person...but you and i know there are a million people out there who say that, and hang out in groups together, listen to the same music, like the same things and clothes. You are discriminating against a group of people who spend alot of money on clothes...wow, just a little condescending if you ask me? If these people want to wear the clothes then let them, hating someone because they wear different clothes is just lame.

"non-conformist": "hey, look at those stupid preps, i don't think i've ever talked to that guy, but he looks DUMB, and he wears that GAY polo shirt, what a FAG."
"friend": "yea, i know, look at them all and their expensive clothes, i hate them because they wear them, why can't they be individuals like us...by the way, i like your black shirt and pants, they look just like mine."

by LouieLinux February 14, 2005

abercrombie

A clothing story that will give you popularity in exchange for your dignity, self-respect, and a shitload of cash. Mommy's little boys and girls shop there to fit an image and to cover up their low self-esteem. This store preys on sexually-deprived horny teenagers. Plus, for girls, abercrombie shirts give you breasts. Abercrombie clothing is a great way to spot a whore - it's quite helpful in judging people. Shit, man, I'm only gonna be a walking billboard if I'm gonna get paid for it...why would I pay to be able to advertise?? WHATS WRONG WITH OUR SOCIETY??

Doug: Hey, DUDE, if I buy this abercrombie shirt...girls will have sex with me.

Ashley: Hey, if i buy this abercrombie shirt...ill go from an A to a C! Then the boys will know I'm E-Z!!!

by PunkRockWhore January 6, 2005

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by jess May 14, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

A clothing store. PERIOD! It is nothing more, I do not wear Abercrombie but I want to point out that this argument is utterly ridiculous. You all have turned urban dictionary into a forum. If you don’t like Abercrombie there is no reason to hate people who wear it. For everyone who is against it because it is a sign of conformity and you wish to be outside the crowd, I have news for you, you have opted to join another crowd, and I assure you that the teens who wear this logo, except for " prissy rich girls " (hey, everyone has their qualms), have nothing against you. I know many "rich" kids who opt not to wear this brand. If you think that you are the bigger person, because you can think freely and not buy this brand, keep in mind that by ridiculing people who choose to wear the Abercrombie logo you are thus proving your ignorance to everybody who reads your post. Not to mention you are going against your free thinking beliefs because you know that 5 minutes before you posted this your and your free thinking buddies were just repeating stereotypes about Abercrombie wearers that you picked up from some schmuck you met last week in the basement of a local church while listening to the new up and coming trendy emo band. Instead of telling all of us how bad you think you have it why don’t you wipe the shit out of your eyes and take a look at the flyers posted in the basement of the church that you just heard your favorite local band play and get off your ass and do something, like feed the homeless because you cant have it that bad seeing as you have a computer, an internet connection and enough free time to post these unpleasant explanations about Abercrombie and their marketing antics.

emo kid 1- Hey instead of descrimintating against people who wear certain genres of clothing, why dont i go try to make a difference on this planet?

emo kid 2- thats too hard, this is much more entertaining

emo kid 1- yeah, your right! Hey look at that Abercrombie faggot!

by Tom August 23, 2005

Prince Albert Piercing

A body-piercing of the penis, in which a metal ring (which begins almost straight and is later bent, with pliers, into a round shape) of various compositions (some are Sterling Silver, some Gold, some Surgical Stainless Steel) and various circumferences (ranging from that of a U.S. dime to that of a U.S. quarter), is installed in the penis. The entry point is the frenulum (which is that part of the penis located just behind the area where the glans tapers up), and the exit point is the urethra (from which urine and semen flow). When performed by a competent Piercer, it's installation produces excruciating pain, but only of a second's duration. If you're contemplating getting one, insist on the Piercer's License, as to prevent contracting a STD.

Yeah. But the bad news is that because he had this "Prince Albert Piercing," he has to wear a Tampax in his undies for the next week, as there is residual bleeding from the proceedure for a short time.

by acrobat19129 July 11, 2010

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 21, 2006

ABERCROMBIE & FITCH

Preppy, stupid clothing shop that has ridiculously overpriced clothing and half-naked pictures of homosexual men on the walls.

Hey, lets go to ABERCROMBIE & FITCH to buy some overpriced clothes.

by barely_usual February 1, 2009