whos' your travel agent? 

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something

guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?

whos' your travel agent? by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke" 

a line from GTA San Andreas

big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke" by godEn0moto January 2, 2020

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

secret agent by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008

ramp agent 

A person who works on the ramp of an airport, specifically for an airline or 3rd party vendor (ex. Southwest, Delta, United, etc.)

Kid: Hey look dad, that guy is loading bags onto this plane what is his job called

Dad: he is a ramp agent/baggage handler/pitchbitch like me

ramp agent by Phx_ramper January 2, 2018

Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.

I just had a secret agent.

Secret Agent by rmp89 September 12, 2009

modeling agent 

n. A person who works at an agency that supposedly represents models, yet does nothing all day. A modeling agent normally never returns phone calls even when they say they will. They often live vicariously through the models they "work" for. They are often known as the biggest liars amongst society.

"I've called my modeling agent three times today and he hasn't called me back yet! Oh well, I'm not surprised. He's probably been running errands or something."

modeling agent by Davido May 14, 2006

Real Estate Agent 

A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.

Does your real estate agent have a record of success?

Real Estate Agent by Good Life February 18, 2011