adult

(noun)
One who thinks they deserve the right to control EVERYTHING there is to control, and usually, in fact most always, results in severe hate by many teenagers everywhere. Mostly practices this believed right on his/her offspring. Does not deserve friends, or a social life.

This definition specifically applies to those who would read it and say to themselves the following thought: "god damn teenagers complain about way too fucking much".

fkin parents.... they grounded me from playing games for 2 weeks just for missing a few points at school. Adults suck.

by one who hates parents March 1, 2008

adolf

this is the dude who gives all the best definitions
also a very very naughty boy

bad adolf

by adolf October 22, 2003

Adult Alternative

Alternative rock that is softer and more mature that shoots for an older demographic than alternative normally does.

Some adult alternative bands include Coldplay, The Fray, Sting, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Counting Crows and One Republic.

by aenema91 April 18, 2010

adult book

Pornography. Used as a euphemism for "porn". It can be a porn novel, a porn magazine...anything that would be considered "adult material".

Person 1: I just love this porn!
Person 2: Too loud! Call it an "adult book!"

by Xacebans May 5, 2011

Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase

A person who just graduated high school/college student who tries to act like an adult, but still behaves like a high-schooler. They usually tend to use large words, pretending to have a large vocabulary because they think that it makes them look smart and impressive. Tend to think they know everything. (hint-the whole cast of "Real World")

"What, is Josh still trippin because he is in his Post-Adolescent-Idealistic Phase?"
-Clueless

by Me Ahna July 20, 2005

Adult Swim

The layziest, craiziest, most innovative group of potheads that have ever been not fired from telliviesion. Best known for cheeply produced cartoons(i.e. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 12 oz. Mouse) and have even resorted to rehashing footage of old Hanna- Barbarra cartoons that result in the cheepest laughs on tellivision, both litterally and figuritivly.

They are also known for having the newest episodes of Family Guy right after FOX airs them, and have been known to run every other FOX cartoon in existance, exept The Simpsons. They really hate when you ask for The Simpsons

"If you're up past midnight, your likely watching Adult Swim"

by hatespamneverspam January 30, 2010

Adopt Me

Popular Roblox game developed in 2017, where you can have virtual pets and take care of them.

"Hey, yesterday i played Adopt Me with 2 of my friends! Want to play with me tomorrow?"

by alonUrbanDictionary October 20, 2020