Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

ascendtribuling

The act of going up the stairs.

“I can’t talk right now, I’m ascendtribuling.”
“You’re what?”
“I’m going up the stairs!”

by Ashutoshsucksdxck December 28, 2020

ascungacunt

A cool term for "ow" only to be used by lazy and crazy rat.

Ascungacunt!

by ascungacunt January 11, 2021

ascensius

the one chill guy at the bar, very swag and cool

gets all the girls, and also has this manly atmosphere around him.

superb personality, respectful and polite, never swears and is the only loyal dude in your squad (waits for you when you tie your shoelace)

also loves only one girl, never cheats

John: “Bro did you see Ascensius just now? All the girls were staring at him”

James: “Lucky guy.”

by kyroz :D February 1, 2021

aschew

The sound my roommate makes when he sneezes.

"ASCHEW!!!" - my roommate.

by Knux the Fox February 26, 2021

ascessor

A property-evaluator who checks da quality of your septic system.

Even regular tax-assessors don't usually have a particularly pleasant time interacting with da public, since they usually evaluate people's properties for da absolute maximum amount imaginable, but ascessors have an even more thankless job.

by QuacksO March 19, 2021

asch

ur a pokémon trainer . Here u have a pikachu .

if someone cares about animals just say ,, gosh ur such an asch“

by immabadbitchyallgotohell April 7, 2021