Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.
by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
Dude I'm really worried about Steve. Why is that. He didn't buy his corn seed from Andre the don. I haven't seen him in weeks. Steve should know better not to upset Andre the don
by Nichols drill press December 10, 2022
A real homeslice, will chase down homie hoppers and trash talk them until they run away. Usually a Tall Mexicans who can act stupid af sometimes. Sometimes known as slam dunk sally
by Scotty Pimpin (Aka Brown Boy) January 08, 2023
"That guy Andre Iguodala is clutch"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
by I want Iguodala May 05, 2021
Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008