Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.

Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!

by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023

Nolan

A man with great charisma, wild looks, very tall, and a look in his eyes that is irresistible. handsome as hell. but watch out because he is also a snake. his heart is cold and his temper is unthinkable. fall in love with him and never find yourself again. he may be loved by many but the closest to him will know his true colours.

"hey, look it's Nolan, he's so handsome!"
"watch out for him, he'll break your heart and never look back"

by stonie8 January 12, 2024

Nolan

A furry. He might not seem like it, but he just hides it well. Likely married a dog in secret in 7th grade. The dog was 3.

Nolan may or may not be a secret furry.

by F9268 January 16, 2024

Nolan

Wah

Wah Wah Wah that’s what Nolan says

by WahMasterxxx January 18, 2024

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

mini nolan

Short, dumb, and eats erasers

Wow he's suck a Mini Nolan

by El GORTO January 31, 2024

Nolan

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.

Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn

by Notracistbro January 31, 2024