douche bag

someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.

Brian David Simoneaux Jr.

by S-Dub April 15, 2005

douche bag

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily

oh god my vagina is leaking again

by LoL October 25, 2003

douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

by golf-freak93 January 18, 2008

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 09, 2005

Douche Bag

Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face.

Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Douche Bag

silly name calling

my baby called me a "Douche Bag!"

by kristy May 20, 2003

douche bag

A divise too make fun of somebody.

Dude Devon, Your a douche bag

by your name here April 23, 2003