May 9

The day where people with best dicks in the world are born

*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!

by Like Jack-in-the-Box July 28, 2020

December 9

On December 9 everybody is going to ask out there crush

In December 9 at 12:00pm you will have to ask out your crush

by Joe mama🥶 December 2, 2019

march 9

The best rapper in the kpop industry, Min Yoongi, or Suga, was born

“Did you here Min Yoongi was born on March 9”

by hobidraws October 15, 2019

9 inch

Someone called 9 inch has a reputation of having a massive penis, also know as "The D"

Have you see him? Everyone calls him 9 inch, he must have be The D!

by TheGoD August 25, 2013

9 april

The day that a legend was born.

Anthony Collette

When is the legend born? On 9 april.

by Anthony4899 November 25, 2020

November 9

The day where you tell your crush you like them.

“I’m nervous for November 9 when I tell Marcus that I like him!”

by Angiephalange November 5, 2019

9-5er

A person who sticks to a 9-5 job.

A person involved in a mundane job.

Guy 1: Hey, I listened to your rendition of Red Hot Chili Peppers' Californication
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: It was amazing!! But, that's besides the point! I don't understand why you are a 9-5er when you can clearly be the next Anthony Kiedis!

by KrisKarzy November 10, 2013