ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you

10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME

by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 6, 2023

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022