Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

raw stabbing

Fucking a girl without a condom

guy 1: bro i banged this chick
guy 2: you use some snake skin?
guy 1: nah bro, straight in raw stabbing
guy 2: nice!

by KingBurgs December 6, 2013

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

bitch stab

Back stabbing bitch

Wow I cant believe that bitch stabbed my back!!

by WhodoeswhatIreallywannaknow June 28, 2015

stab

verb
to have a strong liking for; to take great pleasure in.
This sense of 'stab' derives from its earlier meaning of 'to sexually penetrate', apparently by way of an analogy between liking a thing intensely and sticking one's member into it.
Can be intensified as 'poo stab' (a reference to anal sex), which means to REALLY like something.

"I really stab this tune!"
"Oh man, I poo-stab that kazoo solo!"

by Trashformer November 17, 2016