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Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010
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Photoe

Photos of toes an also reference a photo album filled with photos of toes (ie. the dogs barking)
If you don’t land your aerial we are deleting a photoe
by Photoe May 24, 2024
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FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!
by GOODLOW January 18, 2011
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Stinson Photo Prank

A prank where the unsuspecting victim is shown a photo of an object they are holding/eating being defaced. Comes fron How I Met Your Mother
Person 1: OMFG you did what to my sandwich?!
Person 2: Dude its a stinson photo prank
by Kiillrz July 13, 2012
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Photo-Biking

A term in which you go biking with the intent of taking pictures.
Braden wanna go photo-biking today? I got a new camera!”
by Jig Biggley December 5, 2018
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Photo Fapstar

The art of carefully laying out pictures, perhaps of your best friends sister, and having a complete strokefest of Fapstar status that culminates in you laying down a big roper across her pictures.

The really sick bastards will then take pictures of the Fap scene and anonymously send the defiled sister pics to their best friend and watch him have a meltdown.
Hey Neal, have you ever jacked off to a chic's picture? Nah, but go ask Nick, I heard that nasty mother fucker is a Photo Fapstar!
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