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wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear
kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting
by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022
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Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.
I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…
by Mancho76 February 15, 2025
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Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
by Srosro December 15, 2018
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Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
by Pigeon- June 8, 2018
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Wet and Tiggly

The act of you and your friend having sex with your friend where before you finish, you both pull out, ejaculate on her, then proceed to jump onto the ejaculate and wiggle and fart, causing the ejaculate to be pushed around like lotion and dry from the fart.
Yo Jimmy, I gave Rebecca a Wet and Tiggly last night. She loved it bro!
by omadesh September 13, 2025
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Wet WedgerBledger

When you stick your cock inside of a hot pocket
Wet WedgerBledger nigga
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019
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wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.
I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!
by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024
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