Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:
a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.
More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.
More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”
“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
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-Mary Jane
-Let bake for 20 minutes on 99F
-Obtain saltine crackers, mini marshmallows, and peanut butter
-Same construction as the regular smore
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-Mary Jane
-Let bake for 20 minutes on 99F
-Obtain saltine crackers, mini marshmallows, and peanut butter
-Same construction as the regular smore
-Eat the urban smore with a beverage!I suggest liquid sunshine
pot 1: I am sooo hungry.
pot 2: I have a phenomenal idea. It is cheap and very easy.
URBAN SMORES!! YES!
pot 1: nice
pot 2: I have a phenomenal idea. It is cheap and very easy.
URBAN SMORES!! YES!
pot 1: nice
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There are generally 6 different types of definitions.
#1: The unbiased, straight fact answers.
#2 The extraordinarily biased definitions.
#3 A racial slur or a homophobic/sexist joke
#4 An inside joke no one gets
#5 A sex thing that has nothing to do with the point.
#6 A completely Obscene def. That has nothing to do with the topic
There are generally 6 different types of definitions.
#1: The unbiased, straight fact answers.
#2 The extraordinarily biased definitions.
#3 A racial slur or a homophobic/sexist joke
#4 An inside joke no one gets
#5 A sex thing that has nothing to do with the point.
#6 A completely Obscene def. That has nothing to do with the topic
Urban Dictionary's Definition for Eminem
Def. 1: Coming from Detroit, Marshal Bruce Mathers...etc.
Def.2: Best Rapper Ever!/ Piece of white trash
Def.3:A fucking retarded white guy who sings about gays.
Def.4:That guy who made the CD Joe bought
Def.5: Like having a fucking cum shot forced down you throat
Def.6: Fucking nigga bitch cumming all over her face
Def. 1: Coming from Detroit, Marshal Bruce Mathers...etc.
Def.2: Best Rapper Ever!/ Piece of white trash
Def.3:A fucking retarded white guy who sings about gays.
Def.4:That guy who made the CD Joe bought
Def.5: Like having a fucking cum shot forced down you throat
Def.6: Fucking nigga bitch cumming all over her face
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