bro me out

When your bro takes his immaculate meat and creates a new cavern inside your anus. - BS

Bro, I’m gunna need you to bro me out. Bro. -BS

by Sphincterflex May 15, 2023

Ur bro is a hoe

Ultimate world ending apocalyptic insult. Use when opponent has already used "Ur mom gay", "Ur dad lesbian" or any other insult. Even the infamous universal rebuttal, "no u". Once used opponent is send to the deepest depths of hell.

Professor: Ur mom gay lol
You:no u
Professor: Ur dad lesbian
You: Ur bro is a hoe
Professor: *explodes into sub atomic particles and goes to hell*
Entire world: *explodes also*

by Lord of dong March 17, 2018

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 16, 2011

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to find out if someone (probably male) is vaccinated for COVID 19.

Me: that's quite a cough. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes! I love science! It's just allergies!

by 1KulGy July 29, 2021

in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 January 23, 2012

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 28, 2020

Marl-Bro-mance

That one friend that always tags along to smoke, all in the name of friendship, even though they are a self-proclaimed nonsmoker.

Smoker friend: Hey man, I'm going to go have a smoke.
Non-Smoking friend: Cool, I'll come with. Mind if I get a smoke?

Those two have a real Marl-Bro-mance going on!

by southernGrl312 December 07, 2020