dingle nut

jizz crusted clumps stuck in ass hair from anal sex

"These dingle nuts in my ass hair are killin' me! Seacrest out!" -Ryan Seacrest

by ed hart May 6, 2006

No Nut November

A 30-day challenge made for virgins to feel better about themselves.

Guy 1: Hey, have u found a gf yet?
Guy 2: Um. No. it's No Nut November.

by ♥Angel♥ November 13, 2018

nut-juice

nut-juice is cum

Suck my dick and swallow my nut-juice!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009

Bloody nut

The act of mastubating so frequently that your balls pump blood.

I'm gonna go home, and jerk off until I get a bloody nut!!!

by ichy19 January 18, 2009

Nut Belly

What a woman has when she is prego.

I hit that a few months back, I heard she's got the nut belly, guess Im gonna need a blood test.
Wow, I'd love to give her the nut belly!!!

by dat1dude October 18, 2008

super nut

a shitty meme that no one knows about.

SUPER NUT!

by Super nutter January 5, 2017