Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

pre-dead

Pre-dead is when you’re going through something atrocious, or have an injury but your friends/family don’t take you seriously. Treating others with less atrocious actions better, and making you do more than others even though they know you’re dying to.
Medications to PRE-DEAD: caring

I wish my family & friends cared about my pre-dead disorder.

by Tammy righting June 12, 2021

dead boy#2844

mi an amazing person that you will love

oh wow dead boy#2844 is super cute

by dead_boy_2844 June 17, 2021

Dead Frog

when that bitch lay there on her back doing nothing when u getting nasty

"dude i fucked Monica, that bitch is a dead frog"

by MackRoss August 15, 2022

Fancy the dead person

Fancy the dead person is kinda pog, they are indeed dead. they can be found carrying a suitcase of porcelain maid clips, and can sometimes be found pokeing there big fat head in iggy's stream. They are fun to hang out with but they can be sassy.

they murdered formal the skeleton so they are a wanted dead person. If you see them approach with caution they will throw there suitcase at you with force. you have been warned.

Fancy the dead person is being very sassy right now, But we still love them. they may be cringe but they still based.

by roseyposet August 17, 2022

bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

Dead

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.

I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022