Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.

I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.

by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

Brain sparkles

The working brain of a neurodivergent person (adhd or asd)

I forgot where i put my phone down immediately after I put it down it’s just my “brain sparkles”

by Kat arn August 6, 2023

mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020

brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.

Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.

Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.

by deememetee January 22, 2021

Brain Laugh

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.

“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”

by Its not seth August 7, 2021