Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.

Oh look a Michael.

by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022

Michael

He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did

Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.

by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022

Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.

Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024

Michael

A bellybutton.

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.

by Yolomymum November 24, 2021

Bradley Michael Baasch

Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)

OMG Bradley Michael Baasch

is so hot I can’t stop looking!

by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022

Michael

furry

don't talk to Michael he will hiss at you

by mangogoddess May 9, 2022

TC MichaeL

A Bullshit excuse of a Human being. Only good for target Practice. Scum of the earth chatter. Who projects on to people who dislike him. He is a Pedophile and a pervert. Females Beware

"Wooooow, this chatter is worse than TC MichaeL."

by SnoopyPi February 4, 2024