Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

The Wind Chamber

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet

Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '

by PBC January 17, 2008

Walk of Champions

The walk out of a college dorm with at least two more people. those present in the party must all be hung over and walking side by side. Limping or other injuries are optional, but make the walk much more memorable. The Walk of Champions is best achieved when walking to a known destination, usually a location that sells greasy breakfast hangover cure food.

We're not partying, we're preparing for our Walk of Champions tomorrow

Guy 1: Wow, those guys over there look like they went through hell and back. I wonder if they're ok.
Guy 2: Trust me, they're fine. They're taking the Walk of Champions right now.

by the Hungover April 12, 2011

There's nothing in chamber 47.

An alternative way of a person denying something a suspicious manner; similar to 'shifty eyes' or looking weary. This originated from the movie 'Super 8' in which, when one of the characters was asked "So you wouldn't mind if I took a look in chamber 47?", he could not respond in a civilized manner, instead looking distrustful an apprehensive.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen my bottle of Coke?
Person 2: Um. No, mate. I haven't seen it at all? Why are you asking? Why do you think I had something to do with it? I didn't drink it!
Person 1: Really? Are you sure? You seem suspicious.
Person 2: Yes! Uh.. There's nothing in chamber 47...

by youheapslovei January 7, 2012

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

Priming the champagne

An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.

After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.

by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012

Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon

by Marcabre October 27, 2015