He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"
by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019

An absolute beast of a human who will probably beat you at any race, in any sport, at any distance and at any time of the day. All round a better athlete than you. And your mom. Probably better than 3 of your dogs as well. He will manage anything he puts his mind to.
Also an extremely good dude.
Also an extremely good dude.
by KOM4sure February 24, 2022

by Pubfucker69 November 22, 2021

A player and always in a relationship. You can’t even process how Alex can pull so many bitches. Also a W man’s and W bf he’s just a W in general.
by big.dick.herb March 19, 2022

The definition of perfect!!!
by Dylanluvsalex July 8, 2021

by Adam is cooler January 31, 2019
