Peruvian meat nugget

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

by scatophile56 March 26, 2008

meat and two vag

A threesome between one man and two ladies.

Fenella! You look breathless. What on earth's the matter?

I've just had a vigorous meat and two vag with the Reverend and Lady Asquith.

by Jonathan Lecun September 15, 2007

hunk of meat on a stick

A hottie who your friends try to hook you up with. You'll love it and hate it at the same time.

There was a guy across the street and he was a hunk of meat on a stick and it was so embarassing.

by paige babe November 2, 2006

Sweet Meat Pete

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.

Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

by The Big John Stud July 24, 2020

Meat Space Ship

Another word for Penis.

Hey Sweet thang would you like to ride my meat space ship later?

by K8te69 December 18, 2008

Boy-Meats-Whirled

The act of whirling boy meats.
Not to be confused with the 90s sitcom Boy Meets World starring Ben Savage.

Jack: You see that subway guy Jared whirling the boy meats?
James: Yeah, that was totally Boy-Meats-Whirled.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010