WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.

"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person

by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022

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New World Order

The New World Order entails a set of initiatives to ensure the prosperity of mankind that will be implemented through an authoritarian way due to energy resource constraints and a general lack of technological advancement and/or problem-solving capabilities amongst the masses of the population in systems thinking.

Control of Hereditary Breeds of Humans : Behavior, cognition and utility are intertwined. Removing anti-social, or feelings of group-centric superiority and inducing docility.
Control of Economic Exchange : Credits are given as a concession or illusion of choice, for the prescribed amount of resources, in relation to the privileges earned.
Control of Movement : Locations are optimized for correct amount of labourers and managers.
Erasure of Arbitrary Delineative Boundaries and Universality of Law : Ease of control over all populations.
AI Supplemented Augmentation : Cognition, thought processes, genetics are enhanced or selected for civilizational development. Final aims involve immortality, invincibility and mind-transference, body-swapping and/or large-scale digital simulacrums of accelerated reality, mind-evolution, etc.

Wars (divide & conquer/regime change), population replacement (mass migration), IoB devices, epidemic contagions, famines and all population-control policies (indoctrination: diversity is good, being homo is good) will be employed, as well as macroeconomically-induced austerity.

The New World Order has begun. The preamble to the final tribulation of mankind is being undertaken; those with the finest of discernment of judgement, resilience in preparation, capacity for innovation will survive the oncoming dark era. The rest shall perish as nature intended.

by Head Geopolitical Strategist October 29, 2023

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