Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

by nnnmkh December 16, 2007

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penis snatcher

a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.

guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude

other guy: dude what'd you do?

guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!

other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

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Penis Jones

a constant hinderance; always there and ready

MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}

by Becky November 30, 2004

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Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

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black penis

A very long and big penis, most of the time uncut (uncircumised) and belongs to a black male. Most of the times, the black penis is the largest penis in the world.

My friend Addicus, has a big penis! Because he is black! That is why he has a black penis.

by Guy With Big Penis August 7, 2007

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