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Penis Aids

having aids on your penis
"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."
Penis Aids by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.

Penis Pie 

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it
"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"
Penis Pie by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis minute

its is equivalent to 3 minutes
I will be their soon probably in a penis minute

Penis town 

Adjective
Describes something that is very unfortunate; similar to “that sucks” or “that blows” but more intense because both sucking and blowing happen in Penis Town
“Why would your job replace you? That’s penis town.”
Penis town by Not Garfield August 11, 2023

Penis putting 

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.
Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?
Penis putting by OpheliMike August 25, 2023