Kandalf the Gay

A skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a sex slaves back, punishing people with his 'black mamba'. Often seen riding through the Shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. Can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay sex slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually Kendalfs)

Common punishments include;

- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.

Kandalf the Gay, Beware of his black mamba and its magic.

by Frodo (Sodomised Hobbit) January 26, 2012

Gay Bones

When something is gay to the core.

Either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.

Keith: Dude where's Dietrich?

Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.

Keith: That's gay-bones.

Example 2

Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?

Dave: No way

Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.

by amsarias February 22, 2011

Gay Trent

When a guy acts like a total fem and is spoiled beyond reason cause hes a momas boy

Gay Trent

by Not Jon October 3, 2003

gay marriage

It's a great issue now allowed in Spain. Come all queens and dikes to Spain!!

Manolo y Carlos now can get married in Spain.

by Sudata April 28, 2005

traps are gay

traps are gay

you. "hay man traps are gay"
them. "they are oh shit"

by reuko January 30, 2018

gay town

a town or place inhabited by predominantly homosexuals

he is such a gay town bandit with that hair do

by da_shiznit September 17, 2003

gay blade

The top-most rung of the gay ladder

Tim, with those shoes on you look like a gay blade.

by Funkasaur November 30, 2010