waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

draggin like a dragon

When you smoke your cigarette as if you want to die from a stroke.

"Damn, Randolph was draggin like a dragon on his lunch break!"

by dbostick October 29, 2023

Dragon

This is used as a name for a girl or women who is unfriendly and frightening.

“That girl scratched me, shes such a dragon!!!”

by 🔢 1234 🔢 March 4, 2022

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

Dragon

Drag on deez nuts across your face

Thomas - hey you like dragons?

- yeah why

Thomas - than drag on deez nuts across your face

- goddamnit Thomas you did it again

by Your average arsonist May 3, 2023

dragon

Dragon is slang for a rude and manipulative person

“He’s such a dragon”

by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021

Dragon hoard

An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.

"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"

"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."

by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025