Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018
Get the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!mug. The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.
That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.
by anonymous February 5, 2021
Get the Irish-sandwichmug. Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
Get the Texas ham sandwichmug. A sandwich whore is a woman who will have sex with an incentive of as little as a sandwich. Often she is a unskilled gold-digger.
She is such a sandwich whore! Look, she got in his car only after he promised to take her to MickyDee's!
by cheekysweet April 26, 2014
Get the sandwich whoremug. A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
Get the Australian Sandwichmug. Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"
by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021
Get the Banana mayonnaise sandwichmug. A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two women engaging Tribbing/Scissoring with one woman placed knees to chest legs spread while the other woman is on top compressing her vagina to other vagina as a third party (usually a man) is behind them performing both Cunnilingus and Analingus on both women as they are thrusting into each other. The women’s buttocks represent the breading of the sandwich as their vaginal lips represent the meat of the sandwich as the other party engages in the oral sex.
Derrick: You got doubled teamed last night?
Aaron: I got to taste a Tritrib Sandwich, that shit was wet.
Derrick: Where did one start and the other begin?
Aaron: I don’t even know bro, my tongue was slipping up and down, in and out their pussies and asses.
Aaron: I got to taste a Tritrib Sandwich, that shit was wet.
Derrick: Where did one start and the other begin?
Aaron: I don’t even know bro, my tongue was slipping up and down, in and out their pussies and asses.
by halfbakedboy May 17, 2025
Get the Tritrib Sandwichmug.